(You know, the type who leaves you love notes hidden in bales of hay but marked with a special ribbon that only you know about so you know they’re there. Excuse me while I go back to my Harlequin romance novels.)
Who isn’t jealous of this dog right now/forever?
@IngrahamAngle I see he cozy's right up to the truth, where is he getting it MSM?
— Tom Vaughan (@tbvaughan53) October 24, 2014
President Obama has never made a secret of his disdain for Fox News. Just this month, speaking to a crowd at Northwestern University, Obama said that ‘While good affordable health care might seem like a fanged threat to the freedom of the American people on Fox News, it turns out it’s working pretty well in the real world.”
With that background, how excited are we to read a liberal blog’s piece about Fox News being too negative for Jeb Bush? Fortunately, there’s no need: Laura Ingraham has summed up everything we need to know in a tweet.
What’s the point of distancing himself from Fox News, if only to have one more trait he shares with President Obama? In a speech Thursday night, Bush reportedly told the audience that, turned off by “polarizing fights and constant negativity,” he watches Fox “for a few minutes a day before switching over to SportsCenter.”
My top weight was around 360, now I'm around 230. I had to do this. #veganlife
— Mike Tyson (@MikeTyson) June 8, 2012
Since retiring from the sport of boxing, Mike Tyson has struggled with his weight. At one point he ballooned up to 360 pounds and had a belly bigger than Butterbean’s.
Thanks to changing his lifestyle and a Vegan diet, the hall of fame heavyweight claims to have slimmed down to around 230 pounds.
— Lee Ferguson III (@LeonFergusonFit) June 8, 2012
— El Jefe (@suburban28) June 8, 2012
@MikeTyson Congratulations, I know how hard that was (is)!
— RealEstateStan (@realestatestan) June 8, 2012
Now that Tyson is back down near his fighting weight, boxing fans are trying to get the 45-year-old back in the ring.
— Johnnyt74 (@johnnyt74) June 8, 2012
@MikeTyson I bet you could still whoop ass
— Kash (@K4SH_) June 8, 2012
@MikeTyson 360 top weight?! 230 now? Good job Iron Mike. U do back into shape might as well get in the ring.
— Father to a King (@EL_TACO_NACO) June 8, 2012
We would absolutely love to watch Iron Mike step back into the ring, but let’s be real. Whether he’s in fighting shape or not, he would get his butt whooped against any of the top contenders in the world today. He’s too old and lacks the aggressiveness that made him so great.
Internationally-renowned autism expert Dr. Rob Schneider is on call and he’s here to tell you that vaccines — pretty much all vaccines, apparently — are hazardous to your health.
CNN IS NOW COVERING THE STORY!!
CDC TOP SCIENTIST ADMITS THEY LIED! HOW MANY CHILDREN WERE INJURED PERMANENTLY?!!!
Well, it’s not exactly CNN. It’s actually CNN “iReport” — stories uploaded by random people that are “[n]ot verified by CNN.”
And if that doesn’t settle the scientific debate, surely these Twitter testimonials will:
The proof is OUT!
If Donald Trump is ever elected president, he won’t have to look far to find his Surgeon General.
Derp dee derp…
— Shaun Kenney (@svkenney) February 13, 2014
It’s time for your daily reminder that Dems are the compassionate party:
Seriously, dude? You really wanna go there?
— Michael C. Short (@michaelcshort) February 13, 2014
The tweet stuck around for 26 seconds before being deleted. In the grand scheme of things, 26 seconds may not seem like much, but in the Twitterverse, it’s practically an eternity. Warner’s attempt to walk it back proved to be nothing more than an exercise in futility:
Oops. Staff #fail on a snow day. Removed as quickly as possible. Enjoy the rest of your snow day.
— Mark Warner (@MarkWarner) February 13, 2014
That’s some “staff” you’ve got there, Senator. Despite what you may want, we won’t forget what we saw.
— Moira Fitzgerald ن (@Moira1987) February 13, 2014
@MarkWarner Snow didn’t cause my premium and deductible to double…Obamacare did. Thanks, asshole.
— DC Dude (@DCDude1776) February 13, 2014
— DC Dude (@DCDude1776) February 13, 2014
— Tom (@BoreGuru) February 13, 2014
Can Warner blame this on his staff, too?
— NRSC (@NRSC) February 13, 2014
According to Politico, NRSC spokesman Brad Dayspring confirms that that’s Warner’s home sidewalk.
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